The other night I was having a nice steak dinner that was prepared by an expert chef, I naturally had my steak rare, since someone once told me this is the ONLY way to have a steak, being one to always want to fit into a crowd, I naturally took this advice. Dinner was served rather fast, being that it only took less than 10 minuets to cook the steak........ now comes the fun part. My first bite was a big bite, and when meat is raw it's harder to chew, since I was having such trouble chewing I figured I would abort and swallow and make sure to take a smaller cut next time around.........this is were the drama starts, the meat slowly slid down the back of my throat, SLOWLY blocking off my air passage.....I could feel my body start to freak out, I was ten seconds away from throwing myself to the ground as a last ditch effort to extract the renegade meat chunk. All the while I had a calm and serene look on my face, my mouth was slightly open and I was trying to discritley let in as much air as I could giving people the impression that I was about to say something. I was able to avert disastor, but just barley, just barley. The conclusion of this story is be sure to stay calm and collected, and for the love of god try not to be get killed by something that is already dead.